icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:
I played soccer until college. The game has apparently changed.
Holy shit. I was always told to “watch the elbows” in high school. Which led me to master the art of giving someone the shoulder. You can put all of your weight into the other player as well as fly under the ref’s radar. It serves you well at bars too. I have seen and experienced (and probably given my fare share of) some shit on a soccer field, but I’ve never seen that level of dirty play. Yet, she only got a yellow card.
Maybe she just doesn’t like Mormons, maybe she’s got too much mercury in her diet, maybe she’s a horrible human being. Nevertheless she played dirty and she lost the game, but she’s on ESPN. Lesson?
Wow… that shit wouldn’t fly in roller derby, much less soccer. What the hell is wrong with that kid?
